I wanted to surprise Camo Man by cleaning up around the base boards in the foyer. I had the vac. behind me and girls can I tell you I was going to town. Daydreaming of the weight I was losing while cleaning. To my horror I heard my daughter scream, "MOM STOP". I looked to the top of the stairs, she was pointing, I looked up to see the foyer in a huge cloud of dust.
It looked like I was driving 70 mph on a gravel road in hot dry July. You country girls know just what I mean.
I have never laughed so hard. Really what more can happen? I'm gonna have to wipe everything down anyway.
Can I tell you, I have learned that I do not know how to use this little mean orange machine.
So what did this girl do? Well I went to the outside freezer, grabbed a Klondike Bar and the new Southern Lady magazine and headed outside to the porch.